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Uh Oh. [17 Nov 2005|11:08pm]
I've got a shit load of pets. Due to recent circumstances (which I'll enlighten you to, if necessary), my family will be unable to provide proper care with all of them. I would like to find good homes for two parakeets(aged two 1/2 years), two chinchillas-Jenny and Mushu (we're keeping Otter), and possibly one adorable and sweet cat that I found in the back of Valentine's. All the small animals will come with the required cages, dishes, shelter, etc. I will provide any SERIOUS inquires with any information wanted. In fact, if your have a genuine interest, I'll invite you over to meet the animals and cook you dinner...really. These animals are dear to me and I only want them going to good homes, so please, only ask if you think you can give them everything they require in terms of care.
If you hadn't already sensed the desperation, I'd like to add that these animals will all be handed over VERY FREE OF CHARGE.
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[22 May 2005|09:29pm]
So much to do and so lazy a person am I.

I need to find someone willing to go see Star Wars with me this week...as incentive to those on the fence: I've heard it's a great deal better than Episodes I and II.


I've got to cut this short so I can watch Resident Evil on the SciFi channel.......even though I've seen it twice already.
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[20 May 2005|04:22am]

I'm going to prom...alone...in a dress far too pretty for me. Ha-ah!

Navi, you must aid AIDZ! Drool Please.

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[25 Apr 2005|11:12pm]
One day they'll see, and trust me, so will you, that contradiction for the sake of disagreeing, does not give your words a greater value of truth.



I've been thinking a great deal about feminism, and I've come to find that it means something very different to me than it once did. If you're going to go by the meaning as documented in the dictionary, you would be forced to say that feminism-by definition-is the doctrine advocating the social, political, and economic rights for women equal to those of men. And sure, that equality would be lovely nationwide, for all women, but I don't see it in the cards.
Feminism to me, is more dependent upon the acitons of the individual. Personally, if I were to lead a virutous, law abiding, diginified way of life, than there's a strong possibility that I could attain equality in the eyes of many men. But I fail to see a near future in which this dream would manifest reality for ALL women. To be frank, there are women who hold themselves in such a manner, that I would feel no great loss if they never developed this same feelings of equality that I hold. I have pride and confidence in myself, I believe myself to be the equal of most men, therefore I consider myself a feminist, not by definition, but by conduct.
So, in that respect, I see no need for my feminism to be labeled dirty. Like nationalism and vegs, feminism is ridiculed for putting a label to a misunderstood concept. But, in a way, whether you be male or female, if you have pride in your feminity, or respect for your woman, that be not in doubt, you ARE a feminist...and so, in that strange way, there would appear to be more of us than first thought.


Oi, I'm an idiot.
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[01 Feb 2005|12:32am]
AHHHH
!!!!!!


World of Warcraft....!!!!111!!!!!!11!!!!111111!!!!!!!1

Tauren druid lvl 20.....wooohoooooo
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I'll soon finish the puppets [23 Dec 2004|11:58pm]
and i think it's time to break out the Rankin Bass Claymation videos; emergency measures that'll put me in the spirit. I hope.

I stink at presenting in class...anything, a report, story, FUCKING POWERPOINT. It's not as though I give half a rat's ass about what others think of me, yet everything time I'm forced to get up and share my work in front of an audience of dazed and drowzy students like myself, I freak, I choke, I stutter, my cheeks burn and turn an unsightly shade of red.


Halt for a moment of dorky pleasures: I'm getting knights of the old republic two for christmas. I usually never BUY games, but any kotor fan will sympathize with and understand my position. It got COMPLETELY mixed reviews, so eh, we'll see how it plays out.


Are we getting snow soon?
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FUCK [20 Dec 2004|05:03am]
When it's 2.1 degrees out-fucking-side without the wind-chill...the schools should declare a day off...no questions asked
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Gingerbread men gon' rong. [13 Dec 2004|09:37pm]
My mom bought this three days ago....I can't get over it.





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It's a jungle out there, baby [30 Nov 2004|06:29pm]
There's a new salad fingers episode out..WHOOT
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Synosis of World Series Playoffs [20 Oct 2004|10:39pm]
Semi-attractive man with long hair hits into unsuspecting crowd making lots o' point for the Boston Red SOCKS. My father, mother, and brother scream with increased volume until it crescendo into a pitch, so piercing, that it sent my poor mutt into a frenzy of frantic yelping.

In other news, wolf's rain's last episode just aired on Saturday, it was a kick ass series, absolutely fucking-spectacular.
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Ode to Mewanda [16 Sep 2004|11:52pm]
It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!

'Steada treated,

We get tricked!

'Steada kisses,

We get kicked!

It's the hard-knock life!
Got no folks to speak of, so,
It's the hard-knock row we know!

Cotton blankets,

'Steada of wool!

Empty Bellies

'Steada of full!

It's the hard-knock life!

Don't it feel like the wind
is always howlin'?

Don't it seem like there's
never any light!

Once a day, don't you wanna
throw the towel in?

It's easier than puttin' up a fight.

No one's there when your dreams
at night get creepy!
No one cares if you grow...or if
you shrink!
No one dries when your eyes get
wet an' weepy!

From all the cryin' you would
think this place's a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!

Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

Santa Claus we never see
Santa Claus, what's that,
-- who's he?

No one cares for you a smidge
When you're in an orphanage!

You'll stay up till this dump
shines like the top of the Chrysler building.

Yank the whiskers from her chin
Jab her with a safety Pin
Make her drink a Mickey Finn
I love you, Miss Hannigan!

It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your in an orphanage

It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!
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[27 Jul 2004|01:03am]
Cabin Fever


WHAT THE FUCK
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[17 Jun 2004|11:57pm]
I should study for biology, but becoming the ultimate death knight in warcraft 3 is far more amusing that describing the function of stomates....which look like vaginas.
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[11 Jun 2004|03:28pm]
THROW UP FEST, WWWOOOOOOOOO!
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[03 Jun 2004|08:41pm]
Shannon enjoys skiing and snowboarding....



yeah she does?
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[02 Jun 2004|10:39pm]
With inspiration influenced by KD I've decided to share a few humorous pictures I've found.

well, wellCollapse )
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[27 May 2004|08:28pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

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"i have to go poo again! what is wrong with me?!?" - shannon hanley.

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[24 May 2004|10:13pm]
Choose
LIFECollapse )
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[22 May 2004|10:42pm]
puppetryCollapse )
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[15 May 2004|11:02pm]
When a person is so entirely dependent and reliant on their opinions, that they are unable to read or listen to another's without getting irrationally offended, than there is something wrong. The thing is, I have a crush on a nigger, and see, I am not an iconoclast, but anyone who is not willing to even let other's have their say or accept the fact that I like big black cocks, IS one.
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